Rodney Carrington - A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics

A beer is better than a woman - Rodney Carrington

A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why i'm right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!

A beer won't fake a headache, a beer won't tell me "stop"
A beer will not get angry when try to take off it's top
A beer won't call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it by the the can

I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right you'll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer won't get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I won't pay allemony if I decide to dump my beer

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I still drink beer, I'll never quit
When a beer is getting pissed it'll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell I don't mind
A fridged beer is the best kind

I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right you'll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

Now fuck me baby and shut up!

J Winningham

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