Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay Lyrics

Yeah
A used... pink bathrobe
A rare... mint snow globe
A smurf... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house... is filled with
This crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most everyday
What i bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm cock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on eBay

I'll buy... your knick-knacks
Just check... my feedback
"A++" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to
Snipe you
With two seconds to go
Whoa
Got Paypal or Visa what ever'll
Please ya
As long as i got the dough

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I'll buy... your tchotchkes
Sell me... your watch
Please
I'll buy (i'll buy, i'll buy, i'll buy)
I'm the highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah... (I bought that on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vinage of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers with a toaster)
(Don't know why... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What i bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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