Rutles - Questionnaire Lyrics

Hey mister man in the street, excuse me
Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh yeah
Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you anything
You wouldn't want, I'm just a questionnaire

Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo?
Do you think it's crunchy, half crunchy or not crunchy at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it

Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire

Please, mister man in the street, believe me
I'm only doing my job and I need to know, oh
Everything about you, take it easy, all you gotta do
Is answer 'Yes' or 'No'

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Tell me what you think about the Devil and the deep blue sea
Do you think there's one true God, a false God, or no God at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it

Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire
Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire

Now can you tell me what you think
About how easy it can be to buy a gun?
Do you think it's 'Crazy', 'Half Crazy' or 'Not Crazy' at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box

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